"Elon Musk Announces Plans to Send SOL$PUSSY to Mars: The First Intergalactic Crypto"

In yet another Twitter escapade, Elon Musk declared that SOL$PUSSY will be the official currency of Mars. "Mars needs a stable economy, and nothing says stability like $Pussy," Musk tweeted, setting off a frenzy. Engineers at SpaceX are reportedly working on a blockchain node for the Red Planet, aptly named the "MarsCat Protocol."

Critics argue this is just another ploy to pump Elon’s secret stash of $Pussy, but the SOL$PUSSY community isn’t fazed. “We’re not just going to Mars; we’re going to the Andromeda galaxy,” said one ambitious holder in a Discord chat titled Space Purrsuit. NASA remains suspiciously silent.