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Promises vs. Reality: Trump’s Second-Term Circus in Progress
During his campaign for re-election, Donald Trump made a laundry list of promises, each grander and more spectacular than the last. He...

Clown Pussy
Mar 114 min read


The Red State Welfare Paradox:
How Republican States Rely on Big Government While Preaching Small Government In the grand political theater of the United States,...

RunDown Ron
Mar 92 min read


The Art of the Tariff: How to Lose Friends and Influence Inflation
It takes a special kind of genius to simultaneously anger your allies, threaten your enemies, and kneecap your own economy, all in one...

RunDown Ron
Mar 54 min read


Trump and Zelensky's Oval Office Showdown: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Dysfunction
Washington, D.C. - In a display of international relations that can only be described as a tragicomedy, President Donald Trump and...

Clown Pussy
Feb 282 min read


Epstein Files Finally Released, But Don’t Worry—The Really Good Stuff is Still ‘Under Review’
Epstein Files??? More like the Epstein post it note.

RunDown Ron
Feb 283 min read


Bruce's High-Speed Crusade: Surfing the El Camino of Justice Across Canada
In his latest heart-stopping, headline-grabbing, fur-raising stunt, Bruce, the scraggly, blue-furred daredevil has set his sights on the...

RunDown Ron
Feb 233 min read


Florida Man Arrested After Attempting to Rob Waffle House with a Live Alligator
ORLANDO, FL – In a story that could only come from the Sunshine State, a Florida man was apprehended early Tuesday morning after he...

Clown Pussy
Feb 212 min read


The Great Maple Invasion: Canada, Mexico, and the EU Unite to Reclaim the U.S.
In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through the global community, Canada, Mexico, and the European Union announced a joint...

Clown Pussy
Feb 203 min read


Memecoin Rug Pulls: How Elitist Scammers Are Draining Billions from Crypto
In recent years, the cryptocurrency landscape has been marred by a surge in memecoin scams, particularly "rug pulls," orchestrated by...

Clown Pussy
Feb 192 min read


Bruce the Daredevil Cat Plans Death-Defying Grand Canyon Stunt to Raise Awareness for Stray Cats
In what experts are calling “both utterly insane and somehow noble,” world-famous feline daredevil Bruce has announced his most ambitious...

Clown Pussy
Feb 172 min read


Around the World in News
1. Ukraine Peace Talks in Saudi Arabia Title: Diplomatic Tug-of-War: Rubio vs. Lavrov in the Desert Arena In a dazzling display of...

Clown Pussy
Feb 173 min read


SOLPUSSY NEWS: Bruce Declares War on Animal Shelters After Discovering They Won’t Accept Crypto
It was supposed to be a routine cat adoption awareness event, but SolPussy’s fearless mascot, Bruce, turned it into a full-scale movement...
Brian Perry
Feb 141 min read


CRYPTO NEWS: The U.S. Government Announces Plan to Regulate 'Magic Internet Money' by Hiring a 92-Year-Old Consultant
In an ambitious attempt to "understand what in the hell cryptocurrency is," the U.S. government has appointed 92-year-old Harold J....

Clown Pussy
Feb 141 min read


INTERNATIONAL NEWS: North Korea Declares Victory Over Gravity
In a historic and unprecedented scientific breakthrough (that absolutely no one can verify), Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has proudly...

Clown Pussy
Feb 141 min read


SolPussy News: "The First Memecoin Charity to Fund Public Defiance and Mild Debauchery"
In a world where most memecoins are rug pulls disguised as “community-driven projects,” one token has emerged with a radically different...

Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read


Why America’s Future is Brighter Without Education (Because Dimmer is Brighter Now)
In a bold, visionary move to ensure the future generations of Americans remain blissfully unaware of how badly they’re getting screwed,...

Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read


"Revolutionary New Memecoin Promises to Solve Global Inflation With More Inflation"
In a groundbreaking move that could redefine global economics, the latest Solana-based memecoin, InflateCoin, has promised to combat...

Clown Pussy
Feb 112 min read


The Erosion of Democracy: A Nation's Blind Descent
In the initial weeks of President Donald Trump's second term, a series of actions have raised significant concerns about the dismantling...

Clown Pussy
Feb 93 min read


In International News:
United Kingdom: Parliament Debates Mandatory Tea Breaks to Boost Productivity In a move that has both baffled and amused constituents,...

Clown Pussy
Feb 83 min read


Financial News: Markets React to New Cryptocurrency 'FedCoin' Backed by U.S. Government
In a surprising turn of events, the U.S. government announced the launch of its own cryptocurrency, aptly named "FedCoin," sending...
Brian Perry
Feb 81 min read
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