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Florida Man Arrested After Attempting to Rob Waffle House with a Live Alligator
ORLANDO, FL – In a story that could only come from the Sunshine State, a Florida man was apprehended early Tuesday morning after he...

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Feb 212 min read
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Florida Man Arrested for Attempting to Ride Manatee, Claims He Was 'Just Horsing Around'
In a state where the bizarre is commonplace, a local man took things to a new level by attempting to ride a manatee in the Crystal River....

RunDown Ron
Feb 81 min read
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Florida Man Rides Alligator to Work to Save on Gas Amidst Soaring Inflation
Orlando, Florida  – As the cost of gas skyrockets under the new economic policies since Trump’s re-inauguration, one Florida man has...

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Jan 312 min read
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