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Investing, Money, Power and Corruption


CRYPTO NEWS: The U.S. Government Announces Plan to Regulate 'Magic Internet Money' by Hiring a 92-Year-Old Consultant
In an ambitious attempt to "understand what in the hell cryptocurrency is," the U.S. government has appointed 92-year-old Harold J....

Clown Pussy
Feb 141 min read
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"Revolutionary New Memecoin Promises to Solve Global Inflation With More Inflation"
In a groundbreaking move that could redefine global economics, the latest Solana-based memecoin, InflateCoin, has promised to combat...

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Feb 112 min read
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SolPussy Joins CanCoin: The Future of Automated Trading is Here
CanCoin is an advanced crypto trading system that incorporates cutting-edge technologies like AI-driven analysis tools and predictive...

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Feb 53 min read
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China Strikes Back: The Tariff Tango Escalates with a Blow Below the Belt
In a stunning yet entirely predictable display of international economic brinkmanship, China has announced a series of retaliatory...

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Feb 53 min read
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Financial News Summary: January 27 – February 2, 2025
This week in the financial world witnessed significant developments across various sectors, particularly in the cryptocurrency markets....

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Feb 31 min read
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Trade Tensions Escalate: Trump's Tariffs and Canada's Strategic Retaliation
In a bold move, President Donald Trump has announced the imposition of substantial tariffs on imports from Canada, Mexico, and China,...

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Feb 32 min read
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Main Street Marvels at Market 'Miracles' Post-Trump Inauguration
Date: February 2, 2025 In the wake of President Donald Trump's second inauguration, Americans are basking in the glow of an economy...

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Feb 22 min read
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The Rise of the 'Trump Pump' – A New Era of Crypto Chaos
In a move that has left financial analysts scratching their heads and meme enthusiasts rejoicing, the U.S. Securities and Exchange...

Clown Pussy
Jan 312 min read
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Cryptocurrency News: Key Developments
The cryptocurrency landscape has witnessed significant events recently, impacting exchanges, regulatory frameworks, and market dynamics....

Clown Pussy
Jan 281 min read
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Financial News: This Week in Cryptocurrency (January 20–26, 2025)
The Finacial Report

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Jan 262 min read
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Financial News: Trump Declares Bitcoin as National Treasure, Plans to Bury It in Fort Knox
Strategic BTC Reserve

Clown Pussy
Jan 241 min read
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Netflix's Subscriber Surge: Did They Finally Add 'Friends' Back?
Netflix making a play? Or maybe getting ready to rug

Clown Pussy
Jan 221 min read
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$PUSSY ETF Approved, Social Programs Scrapped: A War on the People, A Rally for the Pussy Posse
Power Play by Incoming President

Clown Pussy
Jan 222 min read
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Crypto News: “Bitcoin's Latest Upgrade Includes Emotional Support Mode”
Emotional about Bitcoin

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Jan 201 min read
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Crypto News: “Ethereum Validators Form Union, Demand Paid Coffee Breaks”
In a shocking turn of events, Ethereum validators have announced the formation of a union, demanding better working conditions in the...
Brian Perry
Jan 191 min read
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Crypto News: “Bitcoin Miners Harness Volcanoes, Lava Lamps Next?”
Lava Lamp Miners Create Hippy Vibes

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Jan 181 min read
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Crypto Bull Market Ignites: The Perfect Time for SolPussy to Take Flight
New Heights for Crypto and the dawn of the age of the $PUSSY

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Jan 172 min read
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The Weekly Brief
Your weekly Crypto financial report

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Jan 142 min read
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Trump Declares Sol$Pussy ETFs as Inflation Fighters: The New American Dollar Standard
In a groundbreaking move that sent shockwaves through both the financial and political worlds, former President Donald J. Trump announced...
Brian Perry
Dec 21, 20241 min read
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"SOL$PUSSY Surpasses HBAR: Memecoin Defies Logic, Takes Crypto World by Storm"
In an unexpected twist that has left crypto enthusiasts and analysts reeling, SOL$PUSSY has clawed its way past Hedera Hashgraph (HBAR)...
Brian Perry
Dec 20, 20241 min read
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