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Around the World in News
A look into what is happening around the globe.


The Art of the Tariff: How to Lose Friends and Influence Inflation
It takes a special kind of genius to simultaneously anger your allies, threaten your enemies, and kneecap your own economy, all in one...

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Mar 54 min read
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Trump and Zelensky's Oval Office Showdown: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Dysfunction
Washington, D.C. - In a display of international relations that can only be described as a tragicomedy, President Donald Trump and...

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Feb 282 min read
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The Great Maple Invasion: Canada, Mexico, and the EU Unite to Reclaim the U.S.
In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through the global community, Canada, Mexico, and the European Union announced a joint...

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Feb 203 min read
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Around the World in News
1. Ukraine Peace Talks in Saudi Arabia Title: Diplomatic Tug-of-War: Rubio vs. Lavrov in the Desert Arena In a dazzling display of...

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Feb 173 min read
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INTERNATIONAL NEWS: North Korea Declares Victory Over Gravity
In a historic and unprecedented scientific breakthrough (that absolutely no one can verify), Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has proudly...

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Feb 141 min read
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In International News:
United Kingdom: Parliament Debates Mandatory Tea Breaks to Boost Productivity In a move that has both baffled and amused constituents,...

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Feb 83 min read
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The Great Tariff Tantrum: How Canada and Mexico Outsmarted the ‘Art of the Deal’
In the grand theater of international trade, few performances have been as riveting or as unintentionally comedic, as President Donald...

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Feb 42 min read
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Denmark to Trump: "Greenland is NOT for Sale – Now Kindly Fuck Off!!"
In a recent display of diplomatic candor, Danish politician Anders Vistisen delivered a blunt message to U.S. President Donald Trump...

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Feb 21 min read
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Global News Roundup: February 1, 2025
United States Trump's Tariff Tango In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Donald Trump has announced new tariffs on...

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Feb 22 min read
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Australia's New National Sport – Erosion Surfing
Sydney, Australia – In a bold move to capitalize on the country's natural phenomena, Australia has officially declared "Erosion Surfing"...

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Jan 312 min read
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Florida Man Story: ‘Kill ‘Em with Kindness’ Takes Disturbing Turn as Pensacola Man Wields ‘Kindness’ Machete
Pensacola, Florida – A man in Florida has redefined the meaning of "random acts of kindness" after allegedly threatening his neighbors...

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Jan 312 min read
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Bill Gates’ Bovine Experiment: Saving the Planet or Securing Another Monopoly?
In yet another episode of “Bill Gates Saves the World” , the billionaire philanthropist and self-proclaimed expert on everything has...

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Jan 282 min read
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B.C. Man’s Sasquatch-Hunting Hobby Squashes Spousal Support Dreams in Epic Courtroom Smackdown
In a plot twist straight out of a bizarre wilderness reality show, a British Columbia man’s tireless quest to prove the existence of...

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Jan 253 min read
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Irish Parliament's Theatrical Farce: A Comedy of Errors, Now with Extra Chaos
In a display that would make Shakespeare blush, the Irish Dáil transformed into a political circus as it spectacularly failed to elect...

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Jan 221 min read
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Editorial: America’s Marginalized Brace for the New Regime
As Trump ushers in a new era of governance, America’s women and non-white citizens find themselves scrambling for safety in a nation...

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Jan 222 min read
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Trump Imposes Tariffs, Then Realizes America Doesn’t Actually Make Anything Anymore
Poo Coins and Tariffs??

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Jan 202 min read
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International Headline: “Sweden Introduces Mandatory Dancing to Combat Winter Depression”
Dancing for Depression

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Jan 201 min read
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Jan 191 min read
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International Headline: “France Bans Daylight Savings, Declares War on Clocks”
Thyme Or Time? Pour Qua?

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Jan 181 min read
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Canada's Water Bombers and Firefighters Return Home
Canada Pulls Its firefighters

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Jan 182 min read
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