INTERNATIONAL NEWS: North Korea Declares Victory Over Gravity

In a historic and unprecedented scientific breakthrough (that absolutely no one can verify), Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has proudly announced that North Korea has officially conquered gravity. According to state-run media The Glorious Truth Daily, the nation’s top scientists, working tirelessly in an undisclosed location, have successfully developed an "Anti-Gravity Device" that will allow citizens to defy physics at will.

During the live demonstration, broadcasted exclusively within North Korea, a government official was seen "floating" three feet off the ground. Eyewitnesses described the event as “nothing short of a miracle,” though grainy footage and visible harness wires suggest a different reality.

Experts outside of North Korea remain skeptical. “It’s another case of North Korea claiming to be light years ahead while their citizens are still using carrier pigeons for WiFi,” said Dr. Harold Thornton, a leading physicist at MIT. Meanwhile, North Korea has stated that their anti-gravity tech will soon be used to create flying cars, "hovering military bases," and most importantly, to prevent "imperialist American forces from making our buildings fall down."