"SOL$PUSSY FANS SHUT DOWN CRYPTO CONFERENCE WITH FLASH MOB AND LASERS"

The recent International Blockchain Conference took an unexpected turn when SOL$PUSSY holders staged a flash mob during the keynote address. Armed with laser pointers, neon cat masks, and a ton of $PUSSY, they stormed the stage chanting, “In $Pussy We Trust!”

Keynote speaker Vitalik Buterin reportedly left the building, muttering, "I didn't sign up for this." The SOL$PUSSY mob claimed their mission was to "reclaim crypto for the people," though critics argue it was simply an elaborate marketing stunt. Either way, attendance spiked for the remaining conference days.

Surprised $PUSSY mob takes over crypto conference