The Coin That’s Curing World Hunger for Stray Cats

In an unprecedented partnership with global animal charities, Sol$PUSSY is making headlines as the first cryptocurrency dedicated to eradicating world hunger - at least for stray cats. “This is the most purr-fect use of blockchain technology,” announced a SOL$PUSSY representative during a press conference, petting a particularly scruffy feline named Sir Purr-a-Lot.

The initiative, dubbed “Paws for Change,” allows users to donate $PUSSY coins directly to shelters, which are then converted into cat food and warm blankets. Early results are promising, with one shelter in New York reporting that stray cats are now “fatter than ever and plotting a takeover of the neighborhood.”

Critics argue that the coin’s meme-heavy branding might not be taken seriously on a global scale. However, supporters point out that $PUSSY coin has already done more for cats in a week than most governments do in a decade. Next up: Sol$PUSSY aims to expand its reach to feral cat colonies in Antarctica, because why not?